no lie, i want to kill them all...
ever since i watched Planet of the Apes starring the greatest human to ever walk this green earth, the one and only Charlton Heston, cute little monkeys just haven't been the same for me. every single time i see one on TV, or a zoo or anywhere else i just want to shoot it. i fuckin know they are plotting our demise, and they hide it behind cuteness, and little "eep eep's" and "oop opp's". fuckers KNOW what's going on, and we are too mesmerized by their "charm" to realize these little fuckers are going to enslave us one day very soon.
so here is my three part plan to rid ourselves of our future conquerors.
1) round up every single ape, every single kind, baby or adult
2) LOTS of gasoline, and other flammable liquids
3) marshmallows, and monkey meat for dinner.
so that's it. you guys can go on loving these cute little fuckers that will one day enslave every single one of us, but as for me i'm prepared for what will ultimately come. don't say i didn't warn you.
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