things i have learned this week that don't really matter because i'm a retard...

DRINKING is a fickle bitch of an asshole. yes i've learned this a number of times before, but THIS time i REALLY learned a lesson. and that lesson is... 1 gallon of 90proof whiskey in one fucking day is damn near one of the most retarded things a 31 year old dude can do... for real, i'm talking barf fucking city with a side of dry heaves and chunky fucking grossness like you wouldn't fucking believe. so in short, i'm gonna try to NEVER do that again... EVER.

10 things in no order that are pissing me off right now!

1) Lady Gaga, she's fuckin ugly with real bad music. sure, i'd fuck her but i aint too choosy on things like that, and before i die i want to fuck a celebrity.

2) Harry Potter vs Twilight, like i said before BOTH totally fuckin gay.

3) it aint July 9th yet... wanna see PREDATORS SOOOO BAD

4) the fact i can't fucking find my Aliens Omnibus #6. where the fuck is it? i don't know, nobody knows.

5) Ringo Star, that guys music fucking BLOWS and i don't give a shit what no one says. pshhh he makes it to 70 and like good celebrities die? fuck that shit.

6) modern rap. i really don't need to explain myself on this... it's fuckin BAD

7)the fact that there are always a zillion little mexican kids in the fucking pool. no one wants to fucking swim in mexican pee... NO ONE!

8) Star Wars. YES i'm a HUGE star wars fan, but as of late it's just REALLY letting me down. from the cancellation of Legacy, to the fact the are making a Force Unleashed 2, and the gayness that is The Old Republic.

9) PEOPLE... pretty much everyone

10) Muslims and Mormons... really because i just don't like them people.

11) YOUR FACE@!

been a while still alive... and this is why british faggy wizards, and sparkley vampires suck.

WOOT i forgot my password because i'm a complete and total retard sometimes, but i'm back. anyway life has been handing out shit-sandwiches, and i've been eating my share lately, but really who doesn't right?

so enough about me, and on to my rant. what the fuck is the big deal about Harry Potter, and Twilight? really? and why do one another's fans hate the other ones so much? i mean really? they are both gay ass fucking retarded kids books turned into even worse fucking movies. i just fucking love it when one fans is like "oh Twilight is sooo much better", "no way Harry Potter is"... you know what, BOTH fucking suck you lamewad asscracks... and with that being said, you know what WONT suck? Predators... just sayin. that shit looks rad as fuck.

Space Marines are fuckin AWESOME...

like for real. so anyway as you know i am reading 40k books. i have come to the conclusion that Space Marines are rad as fucking shit. first off they are living breathing weapons that stand taller than most humans. they are immortal, kinda like highlanders without the zappy lightning stuff, and the only way they can die if if you kill them, old age means nothing to these dudes. they are insanely loyal to their emperor, the almighty emperor of humanity, spreading his good word, killing heretics, and aliens and shit. and last but not least their aromor is the god damn fucking ballz man. it's all powered up, and virtually indestructible, they are like god damn walking tanks... total destruction on legs. so yea Space Marines rule.

sundays... days off... and no booze.

i must admit that even though i feel great not drinking, i do miss it a bit. that's not to say i'm gonna just run out and get loaded, cuz i aint... so what should i do with my time today? i have no x-box so no video gaming... hmmmm. mayhaps i will read a whole bunch and watch a kick ass movie? or masturbate all day? who knows....


blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i don't even know what to say today... so yea gonna read my 40k book, and Grim Jack and totally relax.

new addiction... and lisps

so since i stopped drinking and all i find myself needing a new "addiction", and as of right now it's the 40K universe. what first started off as a table top game of miniature's has expanded into some gnarly ass future war books.

set in the year 40,000 a mighty fucked up future of war exists all sorts of rad bad ass shit like Space Marines, Chaos Space Marines (evil ones), Orks, Necrons (undead robot dudes) Eldar (space elves)... shit's just so simple, bloody, and rad as fuck. so yea that's what i'm all in to at the moment...


oh and why the fuck does the dude, and lady that live behind me have to be so fucking loud... gahhh his lispy voice makes me want to punch him... that is all.

to hell with thee... stupid xbox.

first off i LOVE my xbox 360, i'm just in mourning right now, fuckin "red rings of death". but hey it IS a first gen 360, so it guess it had a good run. the really shitty shitttty part is i JUST bought Dragon Age Origins expansion pack, and i'm all enjoying it and BLAMO out it goes... gahhhhhhh. welp time for a list of things i HATE

RED RINGS OF DEATH

people who take themselves too seriously

not being able to play my fucking video game

people that are mean to animals

romance movies

not being able to find a book i want

your face

RED RINGS OF DEATH

gahhhh soooo fucking pissed right now mr. blog.