things i have learned this week that don't really matter because i'm a retard...

DRINKING is a fickle bitch of an asshole. yes i've learned this a number of times before, but THIS time i REALLY learned a lesson. and that lesson is... 1 gallon of 90proof whiskey in one fucking day is damn near one of the most retarded things a 31 year old dude can do... for real, i'm talking barf fucking city with a side of dry heaves and chunky fucking grossness like you wouldn't fucking believe. so in short, i'm gonna try to NEVER do that again... EVER.